The Cuckoo Club

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Swallow Street, London, W1B 4EZ
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OPENING HOURS:

WEDNESDAY

10:00 PM - 04:00 AM

THURSDAY

10:00 PM - 04:00 AM

FRIDAY

10:00 PM - 04:00 AM

SATURDAY

10:00 PM - 04:00 AM
Minimum Age: 18
The Cuckoo Club is one of the hottest night spots in London, and one of the most interesting members; clubs. With a name like Cuckoo Club London, it is bound to be a little quirky, but you only realize the amazing quality of this Piccadilly Circus club when you walk inside.

The interior is covered with mirrors, rich mahogany furnishings, and plush velvet upholstery, complete with a hot pink dance floor because why the hell not? The Cuckoo nightclub is modern, edgy, and rock-chic, making you feel at home if you are the sort of person who loves rock and roll, Alice in Wonderland aesthetics, and cute goth looks. It is a step out from even other clubs in Mayfair, let alone from the stuffy old members clubs from yesteryear.

The restaurant and bar bring modern, delectable delights, and the cocktails will blow your mind with how indulgent and innovative they are. This is not a place for people who are quiet, retiring, and traditional! The music goes on all night, and the DJs themes are suitably surreal and modern, keeping the energy high from the moment you step into the Cuckoo Club until closing time. You will not have a moment to feel bored, and you will never want to leave.

The Cuckoo Club is spread out over two floors and both are loaded with eccentric details, modern décor, and, of course the best guests. This amazing mash-up of a cocktail bar and a youthful, alternative nightclub in Mayfair brings out the most fun people in all of London, and the celebrities at the Cuckoo, London, stand out for being members of alternative scenes, from freaky film stars to rock and roll artists. Want to run into Rihanna, Lindsay Lohan, and other popular celebrities with
fine taste and a knack for the weird and wonderful? This is where you want to be for the most stylish party in London.

The uniqueness of the venue means that you do not have to restrict yourself to usual nightclub trends. You can use this venue to meet amazing and interesting people, have a wonderful time enjoying some of the best music in London, or launch a product that is unique and quirky, for an audience that is going to love it.
The dress code? Dress to impress! You dont have to show up in a suit and tie, or in a specific set of brands or cuts. But you do need to fit the scene, and to really wow the other guests. Made sure you
look clean, edgy, beautiful, and, above all, freaky. If you walk in and feel like you could be a permanent feature, then you did well!

Naturally, if youre looking for a cheap and cheerful night out you will not find it here. The cocktails are bespoke, the DJs are top end, and the décor itself is in a world of its own. So is it cheap? Hell no. Is it worth every penny? Hell yes. Table service is incredible as well, and you can guarantee that the staff will treat you like the VIP you are. The waitresses and hostesses are stunning, the service is fast, and everything will be perfectly adjusted to your tastes because here the customer is always right.


THE DRESS CODE AT THE CUKCOO CLUB



Dress codes can be confusing, so let us help you with our detailed, visual guides!

What is recommended:
The recommended look is the best one not just to get you in, but to make you feel at home.

The typical look at the Cuckoo Club is red carpet sexy. Although it is not a requirement, people tend to aim for the higher class items in the dress code.

Generally the men at the Cuckoo Club dress very sharply, with two piece suits, collared shirts (with or without a tie), cufflinks, classic watches, polished leather shoes with matching belts, etc.

Likewise, the ladies tend to aim for beautiful, sensual cocktail dresses, from the little black dress to sexy wrap dresses. Loose hair, simple jewellery, and sensual, natural make up are all ideal. Women here aim for the two out of four rule, wearing clothes that only have two of the following features: low cut, short skirt, bodycon, exposed midriff.

What is allowed:
The allowed clothes are the full range of what will get you through the door.

Red carpet sexy for men includes:
-fitted polos, long sleeve tops, and button down shirts

-black and blue jeans

-black and grey suit trousers, well fitted

-suit jackets and sports jackets

-polished black or brown leather (or faux leather) shoes

Red carpet sexy for women includes:
-cocktail dresses

-minidresses

-little black dress

-sexy and elegant rompers

-sexy two piece outfits

-heeled shoes between 2" and 8"

What is a grey area:
The grey area are clothes that might be allowed some days/events and not others, or that are at the discretion of door staff. In short, if you happen to be in the area, wearing these clothes and want to check the club out, then maybe see if you can. You might get lucky. But if you are actually planning a night here? Avoid these and go for something closer to the dress code.

The Cuckoo Club does not have many grey areas. Their dress code is purely strict no matter what the day is or who you are.

What is forbidden:
These clothes will get you turned away at the door, even if you are on the guest list, have a table with bottle service reserved, and it's your birthday. Sorry.

No t-shirts. Absolutely no t-shirts. Avoid long sleeved shirts that do not have collars or buttons too.

No distressed look clothes. Nothing torn, worn, stained, or painted.

No sportswear. No active sportswear, but no fashion sportswear either.

No leather or denim jackets, dresses, or trousers.

No saggy or oversized clothes. Choose something small and fitted over something oversized. We are aiming for sexy and sensual.

No big bags or winter coats. Take off big bags and winter coats at the door and check them into the cloakroom.
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-Cuckoo’s Beloved –
Five Dom Pérignon Luminous Bottles &
One Grey Goose Magnum 1.75L £ 3,150.00
Champagne
Dom Pérignon Luminous £ 495.00
Dom Pérignon Rosé ‘00 £ 800.00
Dom Pérignon Magnum ’04 £ 1,200.00
Dom Pérignon Rosé Magnum ‘00 £ 2,400.00
Dom Pérignon Jeroboam ’00 £ 5,200.00
Dom Pérignon Methuselah ‘98 £ 15,000.00

Cristal ‘07 £ 550.00
Cristal Rosé ’99 £ 1,200.00
Cristal Magnum ’05 £ 1,600.00
Cristal Rosé Mag ’06 £ 2,600.00
Cristal Jeroboam ’99 £ 5,950.00
Louis Roederer Cristal Methuselah ’02 £ 35,200.00
Vodka
Belvedere Magnum 1.75L £ 750.00
Belvedere Jeroboam 3L £ 1,300.00
Belvedere Methuselah 6L £ 2,100.00
Grey Goose Magnum 1.75L £ 750.00
Grey Goose Jeroboam 3L £ 1,300.00
Grey Goose Rehoboam 4.5L £ 2,000.00
Tequila
Clas Azule Reposado £ 950.00

-Champagne -
Louis Roederer Cristal Methuselah ’02 £ 35,000.00
Dom Pérignon Methuselah ‘98 £ 15,000.00
Louis Roederer Cristal Jeroboam ’99 £ 5,950.00
Dom Pérignon Jeroboam ’00 £ 5,200.00
Belle Époque Jeroboam ’00 £ 5,200.00
Louis Roederer Cristal Rosé Mag ’99 £ 2,600.00
Dom Pérignon Rosé Magnum ‘00 £ 2,400.00
Belle Époque Magnum Rosé £ 2,450.00
Louis Roederer Cristal Magnum ’05 £ 1,600.00
Louis Roederer Cristal Rosé ’99 £ 1,200.00
Dom Pérignon Magnum ’04 £ 1,200.00
Belle Époque Magnum £ 1,200.00
Krug Grand Cuvée Magnum £ 950.00
Dom Pérignon Rosé ‘00 £ 800.00
Belle Époque Rosé £ 800.00
Beau Joie Brut Rosé £ 800.00
Krug Rosé NV £ 680.00
Ruinart Rosé Magnum NV £ 650.00
Ruinart Blanc de Blanc Magnum NV £ 580.00
Louis Roederer Cristal ‘07 £ 550.00
Dom Pérignon Luminous £ 495.00
Beau Joie Brut £ 500.00
Belle Époque £ 500.00

- Vodka -
Absolut Elyx Rehoboam £ 2,000.00
Absolut Elyx Jeroboam £ 1,350.00
Absolut Elyx Magnum £ 750.00
Absolut Elyx £ 350.00
Belvedere Methuselah 6L £ 2,000.00
Belvedere Jeroboam 3L £ 1,300.00
Belvedere Magnum 1.75L £ 750.00
Belvedere £ 350.00
Beluga Noble £ 350.00
Beluga Gold £ 600.00
Beluga Gold Magnum £ 1,700.00
Grey Goose Rehoboam 4.5L £ 2,000.00
Grey Goose Jeroboam 3L £ 1,300.00
Grey Goose Magnum 1.75L £ 750.00
Grey Goose £ 350.00
Stolichnaya Elit Magnum £ 750.00
Stolichnaya Elit £ 350.00
Sauvelle Jeroboam 3L £ 1,300.00
Sauvelle Magnum 1.75L £ 750.00
Sauvelle £ 350.00

- Tequila -
Clas Azule Plata £ 800.00
Clas Azule Reposado £ 950.00
Patron Platinum £ 800.00
Patron Anejo £ 350.00
Patron Reposado £ 350.00
Patron Silver £ 320.00

- Gin –
Bombay Sapphire £ 350.00
Hendricks £ 350.00
Mary Le Bone London Gin £ 380.00
Tanqueray Ten 47.3% £ 360.00
Tanqueray Rangpur £ 350.00
Tanqueray £ 350.00
Whitley Neil Dry Gin £ 350.00

- Rum -
Goslings Family Reserve £ 380.00
Havana Club 7 y.o £ 350.00
Mount Gay Extra Old £ 380.00
Ron Zacapa Centenario 23 y.o £ 380.00
Ron Zacapa XO £ 600.00

- Cognac -
Courvoisier X.O. £ 500.00
Hennessy Paradis £ 950.00
Hennessy Paradis Imperial £ 5,000.00
Hennessy X.O. £ 500.00
Jenssen X.O. Grand Champagne £ 500.00
Jenssen Carte Blanche £ 280.00
Remy Martin Louis XIII £ 4,500.00
Remy Martin X.O. £ 500.00

- Sake -
Four Fox Saké £ 240.00
Dassai 50 £ 250.00

- American Whiskey -
Makers Mark £ 320.00
Woodford Reserve £ 300.00

- Irish Whiskey -
Jameson 12 y.o. £ 300.00
Middleton Very Rare £ 400.00

- Scotch Whisky -
Chivas Regal 12 y.o. £ 350.00
Chivas Regal 18 y.o. £ 400.00
Johnnie Walker Black £ 350.00
Johnnie Walker Gold Reserve £ 400.00
Johnnie Walker Platinum £ 500.00
Johnnie Walker Blue £ 750.00

- Single Malt Whisky -
Glenmorangie 10 y.o. £ 300.00
Glenfiddich 12 y.o. £ 300.00
Macallan 18 y.o £ 600.00
Macallan 10 y.o £ 400.00
Macallan 10 y.o Fine Oak £ 350.00
Macallan 12 y.o Sherry Oak £ 600.00
Macallan Rare Cask 43% abv £ 900.00

An optional service charge of 15% will be added to your bill.

- Bar Food –
Served from 12am Fridays & Saturdays
Bowl of Fries £ 5.00
Spring Rolls £ 10.00
Mini Burger £ 15.00
Pizza – Meat or Vegetarian £ 15.00
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UPCOMING NIGHTS

The Cuckoo Club in London 29 May 2019

Wednesday, 29 May 2019

10:00 PM - 04:00 AM

The Cuckoo Club in London 30 May 2019

Thursday, 30 May 2019

10:00 PM - 04:00 AM

The Cuckoo Club in London 31 May 2019

Friday, 31 May 2019

10:00 PM - 04:00 AM

The Cuckoo Club in London 01 Jun 2019

Saturday, 1 June 2019

10:00 PM - 04:00 AM

The Cuckoo Club in London 05 Jun 2019

Wednesday, 5 June 2019

10:00 PM - 04:00 AM

The Cuckoo Club in London 06 Jun 2019

Thursday, 6 June 2019

10:00 PM - 04:00 AM

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