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The Cuckoo Club

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Swallow Street, London, W1B 4EZ
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OPENING TIMES:

WEDNESDAY

10:00 PM - 04:00 AM

THURSDAY

10:00 PM - 04:00 AM

FRIDAY

10:00 PM - 04:00 AM

SATURDAY

10:00 PM - 04:00 AM
Minimum Age: 18

The Cuckoo Club is one of the hottest night spots in London, and one of the most interesting members; clubs. With a name like Cuckoo Club London, it is bound to be a little quirky, but you only realize the amazing quality of this Piccadilly Circus club when you walk inside.

The interior is covered with mirrors, rich mahogany furnishings, and plush velvet upholstery, complete with a hot pink dance floor because why the hell not? The Cuckoo nightclub is modern, edgy, and rock-chic, making you feel at home if you are the sort of person who loves rock and roll, Alice in Wonderland aesthetics, and cute goth looks. It is a step out from even other clubs in Mayfair, let alone from the stuffy old members clubs from yesteryear.

The restaurant and bar bring modern, delectable delights, and the cocktails will blow your mind with how indulgent and innovative they are. This is not a place for people who are quiet, retiring, and traditional! The music goes on all night, and the DJs themes are suitably surreal and modern, keeping the energy high from the moment you step into the Cuckoo Club until closing time. You will not have a moment to feel bored, and you will never want to leave.

The Cuckoo Club is spread out over two floors and both are loaded with eccentric details, modern décor, and, of course the best guests. This amazing mash-up of a cocktail bar and a youthful, alternative nightclub in Mayfair brings out the most fun people in all of London, and the celebrities at the Cuckoo, London, stand out for being members of alternative scenes, from freaky film stars to rock and roll artists. Want to run into Rihanna, Lindsay Lohan, and other popular celebrities with
fine taste and a knack for the weird and wonderful? This is where you want to be for the most stylish party in London.

The uniqueness of the venue means that you do not have to restrict yourself to usual nightclub trends. You can use this venue to meet amazing and interesting people, have a wonderful time enjoying some of the best music in London, or launch a product that is unique and quirky, for an audience that is going to love it.
The dress code? Dress to impress! You dont have to show up in a suit and tie, or in a specific set of brands or cuts. But you do need to fit the scene, and to really wow the other guests. Made sure you
look clean, edgy, beautiful, and, above all, freaky. If you walk in and feel like you could be a permanent feature, then you did well!

Naturally, if youre looking for a cheap and cheerful night out you will not find it here. The cocktails are bespoke, the DJs are top end, and the décor itself is in a world of its own. So is it cheap? Hell no. Is it worth every penny? Hell yes. Table service is incredible as well, and you can guarantee that the staff will treat you like the VIP you are. The waitresses and hostesses are stunning, the service is fast, and everything will be perfectly adjusted to your tastes because here the customer is always right.

Bottle Prices Menu at The Cuckoo Club
By bottle


Champagne €
Louis Roederer Cristal 35 000
Methusalem ’02
Don Pérignon Methusalem ’98 12 000
Louis Roederer Cristal Jeroboam ‘99 5950
Don Pérignon Jeroboam ‘00 5000
Louis Roederer Cristal Rosé 2500
Magnum ‘99
Don Pérignon Rosé Magnum ‘00 2300
Louis Roederer Cristal Magnum ‘05 1495
Louis Roederer Cristal Magnum ‘99 1100
Don Pérignon Magnum ‘04 900
Krug Grand Curveé Magnum 900
Dom Pérignon Rosé ‘00 750
Dom Pérignon Oenothéque ‘96 600
Krug Rosé NV 600
Krug Vintage ‘98 570
Krug Vintage ‘90 550
Perrier Jouet Belle Epoque Rosé ‘04 550
Dom Ruinart Rosé ‘96 500
Louis Roederer Cristal ‘05 490
Ruinart Rosé Magnum NV 450
Dom Ruinart ‘98 420
Ruinart Blanc de Blanc Magnum NV 460
Krug Grande Curveé 420
Dom Pérignon ‘04 390

Vodka €
Beluga Gold 600
Belvedere Methusalem 6lt 2000
Belvedere Jeroboam 3lt 1100
Belvedere Magnum 1,75lt 650
Belvedere Unfiltered 300
Belvedere Unfiltered Magnum 1.75lt 650
Belvedere 300
Ciroc Methusalem 6lt 2000
Ciroc Jeroboam 3lt 1100
Ciroc Magnum 1.75lt 620
Ciroc 300
Grey Goose Methusalem 6lt 2200
Grey Goose Rehoboam 4.5lt 2000
Grey Goose Jeroboam 3lt 1200
Grey Goose Magnum 1.75lt 650
Grey Goose 320
Russian Standard Platinum 600
Magnum 1.5lt
Russian Standard Platinum 300
U’ luvka Magnum 1.5lt 600
U’luvka 300

Gin €
Bombay Sapphire 250
Star of Bombay 300
Hendricks 250
Millers ‘Westbourne Strenght’ 42.2% 250
Millers 230
Tanqueray Ten 47.3% 260
Tanqueray Rangpur 250
Tanqueray 220

Rum
Diplomático Reserva Exclusiva 250
Goslings Family Reserve 230
Havana Club 7 y.o. 230
Mount Gay Extra Old 230
Pampero Aniversario 230
Pampero Especial 220
Pampero Blanco 220
Ron Zacapa Centenario 23 y.o. 270
Ron Zacapa XO 600


American Whiskey
Bulleit 230
Markers Mark 300
Woodford Reserve 230
Wild Turkey Rare Breed 12 y.o. 230

Irish Whiskey
Jameson 12 y.o 280
Middleton Very Rare 400
Red Breast 12 y.o. 300


Scotch Whiskey
Chivas Regal 12 y.o 300
Chivas Regal 18 y.o. 380
Johnnie Walker Black 220
Johnnie Walker Gold Reserve 400
Johnnie Walker Platinum 500
Johnnie Walker Blue 650
Johnnie Walker Blue King George V 1500

Single Malt Whiskey €
Glenmorangie 10 y.o. 230
Glenfiddich 12 y.o. 230
Macallan 18 y.o. 600
Macallan 10 y.o. 350

Single Malt Whiskey
Haig Club 300


Tequila
1800 ‘Special Edition’ 800
Casa Dragones Joven 800
Don Julio 1942 600
Don Julio Añejo 300
Don Julio Blanco 250
Don Julio Reposado 280
Jose Cuervo Platino 230
Patron Platinum 800
Patron Añejo 320
Patron Reposado 300
Patron Silver 280
Siete Leguas Añejo 250
Siete Leguas Blanco 220
Tapatio Reserva de la Excelencia IL 800

Cognac
Courvoisier X.O. 500
Hennessy Paradis 950
Hennessy Paradis Imperial 5000
Hennessy X.O. 500
Jenssen X.O. Grand Champagne 500
Jenssen Carte Blanche 280
Remy Martin Louis XIII 4500
Remy Martin X.O. 500
Shooter Bottles

Guns McCloskey
Grey Goose poire, Pineapple Juice, Lemos Juicem Sauvignon Blanc and sugar.
€ 130 800ml

Fireball
Absinthe, Cariel Vanilla Vodka, Lime, Sugar, Apple Juice.
€130 800ml

Billion Dollar Baby
Belvedere Pink Grapefruit, Lemon Juice, Sugar, Apple and Grapefruit Juices.
€130 800ml

Videos

UPCOMING NIGHTS

Basic 01 Feat. Jef K Hip-hop & commercial house. at The Cuckoo Club in London 22 Sep 2018

Saturday, 22 September 2018

Basic 01 Feat. Jef K

10:30 PM - 03:30 AM

Hip-hop & commercial house.

Jef K (Silvernetwork Paris) Shade (Basic - Silvernetwork London) Malik Alary (WYM - Paris) Tonio (Basic - London) Parisian dj Jef K is the founder of classic deep house label Silver Network. A native of Paris, Jef K started mixing records in 1992 after spending nine months in London. His deep, groovy and sexy house sets made him quickly earn a reputation as one of the fastest rising DJs amongst the French house scene. Long time residencies at some of Europe’s most prestigious clubs followed and Jef K regularly graced the decks at Rex Club and Respect in Paris, Fuse in Brussels, and Robert Johnson in Frankfurt. As global demand for the DJ rose Jef was often travelling far and wide to play at top clubs in Asia, South America and USA as well as the rest of Europe. In the mid-90s Jef kept his passion alive as A & R for French label Distance and in turn was later responsible for 6 of the label’s highly rated compilations – five volumes of the “My House” series and the third volume of the “French Sessions” series. Then Krypton/ Sony France released Jef’s “Paris-Chicago Express” CD- a Cajual and Relief compilation in 1997. At the end of the 90s Jef K began to leave an indelible mark on the industry when he launch the label Silver Network. The latter has seen output from some of House Music’s finest producers including Chez Damier, Charles Webster, Pepe Bradock, I:cube, Dixon, Iz & Diz, The Revenge, Milton Jackson, Spirit Catcher, Soul Minority, Chris Carrier... 2009 saw Jef flexing his production muscles some more and a collaboration with old friend/ partner Chris Carrier for 3 EPs on Silver Network, all highly regarded by both press and peers. In June 2010, the label dropped one of the monster hits of the summer ‘In My System’ – a collaboration between Jef, Chris Carrier and Chez Damier under the name The Gathering. Jef K’s own ‘System Mix’ received a huge response from all the major house DJs in the world including Ricardo Villalobos, Zip, Radio Slave and Soul Clap it’s no surprise the track charted at no.7 in the Resident Advisor Top 50 tracks of the year 2010. Jef has also worked as well as remixing for numerous quality labels including Moodmusic, Cecille Records, Rebirth, Akbal, SUOL, Rue de Plaisance, Airdrop, Pooled Music, One Records or Vitalik. Now his third decade in the industry, Jef’s love of DJing and the peoples’ love for him is as strong as ever. His last gig schedule covering some of the best underground parties and a memorable back to back with Laurent Garnier and Ricardo Villalobos – says it all.

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 Hip-Hop, Trap & House at The Cuckoo Club in London 27 Sep 2018

Thursday, 27 September 2018

10:30 PM - 03:30 AM

Hip-Hop, Trap & House

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 Hip-hop, commercial house & deep house at The Cuckoo Club in London 28 Sep 2018

Friday, 28 September 2018

10:30 PM - 03:30 AM

Hip-hop, commercial house & deep house

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 Hip-hop & commercial house. at The Cuckoo Club in London 29 Sep 2018

Saturday, 29 September 2018

10:30 PM - 03:30 AM

Hip-hop & commercial house.

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