The Cuckoo Club

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  • Party at The Cuckoo Club VIP nightclub in London. Find promoters for guest list in Clubbable
  • Party at The Cuckoo Club VIP nightclub in London. Find promoters for guest list in Clubbable
  • Party at The Cuckoo Club VIP nightclub in London. Find promoters for guest list in Clubbable
  • Party at The Cuckoo Club VIP nightclub in London. Find promoters for guest list in Clubbable
  • Party at The Cuckoo Club VIP nightclub in London. Find promoters for guest list in Clubbable
  • Party at The Cuckoo Club VIP nightclub in London. Find promoters for guest list in Clubbable
  • Party at The Cuckoo Club VIP nightclub in London. Find promoters for guest list in Clubbable
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Swallow Street, London, W1B 4EZ
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OPENING HOURS:

MONDAY

11:00 PM - 03:00 AM

FRIDAY

10:00 PM - 04:00 AM

SATURDAY

10:00 PM - 04:00 AM
Minimum Age: 18
The Cuckoo Club is one of the hottest night spots in London, and one of the most interesting members; clubs. With a name like Cuckoo Club London, it is bound to be a little quirky, but you only realize the amazing quality of this Piccadilly Circus club when you walk inside.

The interior is covered with mirrors, rich mahogany furnishings, and plush velvet upholstery, complete with a hot pink dance floor because why the hell not? The Cuckoo nightclub is modern, edgy, and rock-chic, making you feel at home if you are the sort of person who loves rock and roll, Alice in Wonderland aesthetics, and cute goth looks. It is a step out from even other clubs in Mayfair, let alone from the stuffy old members clubs from yesteryear.

The restaurant and bar bring modern, delectable delights, and the cocktails will blow your mind with how indulgent and innovative they are. This is not a place for people who are quiet, retiring, and traditional! The music goes on all night, and the DJs themes are suitably surreal and modern, keeping the energy high from the moment you step into the Cuckoo Club until closing time. You will not have a moment to feel bored, and you will never want to leave.

The Cuckoo Club is spread out over two floors and both are loaded with eccentric details, modern décor, and, of course the best guests. This amazing mash-up of a cocktail bar and a youthful, alternative nightclub in Mayfair brings out the most fun people in all of London, and the celebrities at the Cuckoo, London, stand out for being members of alternative scenes, from freaky film stars to rock and roll artists. Want to run into Rihanna, Lindsay Lohan, and other popular celebrities with
fine taste and a knack for the weird and wonderful? This is where you want to be for the most stylish party in London.

The uniqueness of the venue means that you do not have to restrict yourself to usual nightclub trends. You can use this venue to meet amazing and interesting people, have a wonderful time enjoying some of the best music in London, or launch a product that is unique and quirky, for an audience that is going to love it.
The dress code? Dress to impress! You dont have to show up in a suit and tie, or in a specific set of brands or cuts. But you do need to fit the scene, and to really wow the other guests. Made sure you
look clean, edgy, beautiful, and, above all, freaky. If you walk in and feel like you could be a permanent feature, then you did well!

Naturally, if youre looking for a cheap and cheerful night out you will not find it here. The cocktails are bespoke, the DJs are top end, and the décor itself is in a world of its own. So is it cheap? Hell no. Is it worth every penny? Hell yes. Table service is incredible as well, and you can guarantee that the staff will treat you like the VIP you are. The waitresses and hostesses are stunning, the service is fast, and everything will be perfectly adjusted to your tastes because here the customer is always right.


THE DRESS CODE AT THE CUKCOO CLUB



Dress codes can be confusing, so let us help you with our detailed, visual guides!

What is recommended:
The recommended look is the best one not just to get you in, but to make you feel at home.

The typical look at the Cuckoo Club is red carpet sexy. Although it is not a requirement, people tend to aim for the higher class items in the dress code.

Generally the men at the Cuckoo Club dress very sharply, with two piece suits, collared shirts (with or without a tie), cufflinks, classic watches, polished leather shoes with matching belts, etc.

Likewise, the ladies tend to aim for beautiful, sensual cocktail dresses, from the little black dress to sexy wrap dresses. Loose hair, simple jewellery, and sensual, natural make up are all ideal. Women here aim for the two out of four rule, wearing clothes that only have two of the following features: low cut, short skirt, bodycon, exposed midriff.

What is allowed:
The allowed clothes are the full range of what will get you through the door.

Red carpet sexy for men includes:
-fitted polos, long sleeve tops, and button down shirts

-black and blue jeans

-black and grey suit trousers, well fitted

-suit jackets and sports jackets

-polished black or brown leather (or faux leather) shoes

Red carpet sexy for women includes:
-cocktail dresses

-minidresses

-little black dress

-sexy and elegant rompers

-sexy two piece outfits

-heeled shoes between 2" and 8"

What is a grey area:
The grey area are clothes that might be allowed some days/events and not others, or that are at the discretion of door staff. In short, if you happen to be in the area, wearing these clothes and want to check the club out, then maybe see if you can. You might get lucky. But if you are actually planning a night here? Avoid these and go for something closer to the dress code.

The Cuckoo Club does not have many grey areas. Their dress code is purely strict no matter what the day is or who you are.

What is forbidden:
These clothes will get you turned away at the door, even if you are on the guest list, have a table with bottle service reserved, and it's your birthday. Sorry.

No t-shirts. Absolutely no t-shirts. Avoid long sleeved shirts that do not have collars or buttons too.

No distressed look clothes. Nothing torn, worn, stained, or painted.

No sportswear. No active sportswear, but no fashion sportswear either.

No leather or denim jackets, dresses, or trousers.

No saggy or oversized clothes. Choose something small and fitted over something oversized. We are aiming for sexy and sensual.

No big bags or winter coats. Take off big bags and winter coats at the door and check them into the cloakroom.
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Cuckoo’s Beloved
5 Dom Pérignon Luminous Bottles &
1 Grey Goose Magnum - £3,150

Champagne
Dom Pérignon Luminous £ 495 ; Methuselah ‘98 - £15,000
Cristal ‘07 - £550 ; Jeroboam ’99 - £5,950
Cristal Rosé ’99 - £1,200 ; Magnum ’06 - £2,600
Louis Roederer Cristal Methuselah ’02 - £35,200

Vodka
Belvedere Magnum - £750 ; Methuselah - £ 2,100
Grey Goose Magnum - £750 ; Rehoboam - £2,000

Tequila
Clase Azul Reposado - £950

Champagne
Beau Joie Brut - £500 ; Rosé - £800
Belle Époque - £ 500 Belle Époque Jeroboam ’00 - £5,200
Belle Époque Rosé - £800 ; Magnum - £2,450
Dom Pérignon Magnum ’04 - £1,200 ; Methuselah ‘98 - £15,000
Dom Pérignon Rosé ‘00 - £800 ; Luminous - £495
Krug Rosé NV - £680 ; Grand Cuvée Magnum - £950
Louis Roederer Cristal ‘07 - £550 ; Methuselah ’02 £ 35,000
Louis Roederer Cristal Rosé ’99 - £1,200 ; Magnum ’99 - £2,600
Ruinart Blanc de Blanc Magnum NV - £580 ; Rosé Magnum NV - £650

Vodka
Absolut Elyx - £ 350 ; Rehoboam - £2,000
Belvedere - £350 ; Methuselah 6L - £2,000
Beluga Noble - £350 ; Beluga Gold Magnum - £1,700
Grey Goose - £350 ; Rehoboam - £2,000
Stolichnaya Elit - £350 ; Magnum - £750
Sauvelle - £350 ; Jeroboam - £1,300

Tequila
Clase Azul Plata - £800 ; Reposado - £950
Patron Silver - £320 ; Platinum - £800

Gin
Bombay Sapphire - £350
Hendricks - £350
Mary Le Bone London Gin - £380
Tanqueray Rangpur - £350 ; Tanqueray Ten - £ 360
Whitley Neil Dry Gin - £350
Rum
Goslings Family Reserve - £380
Havana Club 7 y.o - £350
Mount Gay Extra Old - £380
Ron Zacapa Centenario 23 y.o - £380 ; XO - £600

Cognac
Courvoisier X.O. - £500
Hennessy X.O. - £500 ; Paradis Imperial - £5,000
Jenssen Carte Blanche - £280 ; X.O. Grand Champagne - £500
Remy Martin X.O. - £500; Louis XIII - £4,500

Sake
Four Fox Saké - £240
Dassai 50 - £250

American Whiskey
Makers Mark - £320 ; Woodford Reserve - £300

Irish Whiskey
Jameson 12 y.o. - £300
Middleton Very Rare - £400

Scotch Whisky
Chivas Regal 12 y.o. - £350 ; 18 y.o. - £400
Johnnie Walker Black £ 3500 ; Blue - £750

Single Malt Whisky
Glenmorangie 10 y.o. - £300 ; 12 y.o. - £300
Macallan 10 y.o Fine Oak - £350 ; Rare Cask - £900

An optional service charge of 15% will be added to your bill.

Bar Food
Served from 12am Fridays & Saturdays
Bowl of Fries - £5
Spring Rolls - £10
Mini Burger - £15
Pizza – Meat or Vegetarian - £15
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