Tonteria, London is a Mad Mexican Presses Bar, a Square Salon, and a Tequila Nightspot. Tonteria Club is famous for its fun sharing-cocktails i.e. "Maya Pyramid", "Lucky Luchador" and "Tequila Slammer", which are inspired by Mexico's heritage and culture. As the lights dim, Tonteria turns
into a fun nightspot for Sloane Rangers and other well-heeled Londoners. The venue is located outside the tube station, making it easy to find.
As you walk in you get the feeling you are in a nice little hacienda in the heart of Jalisco, Mexico. The décor is perfectly themed and amazing fun, and what is more, Tonteria Club London has one of the broadest and highest quality tequila selections in the world.
Another unique feature is their delicious sharing cocktails. If you want to experience an amazing cocktail and share it with your friends, just order from their sharing menu! Not only that, but in the traditional Spanish spirit you can enjoy delicious tapas dishes in the calm, relaxed booths. And if you want entertainment? Well, there are plenty of “tonterías”! Tonteria Sloane Square is known for its amazing performances and live shows, where traditional Mexican wrestlers fight all around the club. The early evening, starting from 5.30, focuses on theatrics, wrestling, performers,
and tame fun. They even have a toy train which brings drinks right to your table.
But although it is more of a relaxed place to stop for drinks and snacks until 10.30, from around 10pm they transition into a stunning nightclub. The evening moves seamlessly into the night as the DJ turns up the music, bringing all the latest beats and changing to atmosphere into pure fun. You can choose to stay in your booth drinking and enjoying watching the party, or you can start dancing
Naturally this combination of unique features brings out the local celebrities. Tonteria Club London has seen the likes of Jessie J, Princess Eugenie and Jack Brooksbank, and even princes William and Harry. In short, Tonteria is the sort of place where you can expect to run into the rich and famous of
London. If you want a truly exclusive treatment you need to focus on Mondays and Thursdays, where only members of their super exclusive guest list. Book a table, order drinks, and settle in to celebrate an event, host a product launch, or just have an amazing time hosting a private party for yourself and your friends.
• For the Ladies: If you go Tonteria, you have to look sharp and sexy. Maxi, medium, mini dresses as long as they are chic, seductive and fashionable. Avoid flat shoes to keep the appearance inside the club extra classy.
• For Gentlemen: A nice shirt with a smart dark jeans or trousers, and maybe a stylish coat. Do not forget that smart shoes are essential. Avoid sportswear at all costs.
THE DRESS CODE AT TONTERIA
Dress codes can be confusing, so let us help you with our detailed, visual guides!
What is recommended:
The recommended look is the best one not just to get you in, but to make you feel at home.
The men at Tonteria nightclub generally wear collared button down shirts, suit trousers or black jeans, smart suits, and business casual. Lots of very sleek, smart looks.
The women at Tonteria club generally wear cocktail dresses, skater style dresses or other knee length dresses, and high heels. Hair can be loose or tied back, but make sure it is very neat. A half-up, half-down look is better than a loose look which could become messy. Statement jewellery is in, so feel free to go wild with big earrings, bright colours, and looks that scream fun.
What is allowed:
The allowed clothes are the full range of what will get you through the door.
The Tonteria dress code is smart casual, with a touch of classic glamour. Anything from a nice shirt and blue jeans, to a full tuxedo, is acceptable here.
Classic glamour for men includes:
-two or three piece suit
-bow tie or straight tie
-polished black leather (or faux leather) shoes
Classic glamour for women includes:
-little black dress or little blue dress
-nice blouse and jeans
-polished leather (or faux leather) flats or boots
What is a grey area:
The grey area are clothes that might be allowed some days/events and not others, or that are at the discretion of door staff. In short, if you happen to be in the area, wearing these clothes and want to check the club out, then maybe see if you can. You might get lucky. But if you are actually planning a night here? Avoid these and go for something closer to the dress code.
The main grey area at Tonteria is their special events. Whenever they run a special event they can change the dress code to suit it, which means that for one night, certain clothes are allowed that might never be allowed again. So if your first experience of Tonteria is a special event night, then make sure to brush up on the dress code, don't just assume you can wear the same thing as last time!
What is forbidden:
These clothes will get you turned away at the door, even if you are on the guest list, have a table with bottle service reserved, and it's your birthday. Sorry.
No flat sandals. Women's spartan style sandals with heels are acceptable. No other sandal is.
No flip flops. Absolutely no flip flops or other beachwear items.
No shorts or rompers. Not for men or women. Full length trousers or skirts only.
No sportswear. Not even statement pieces. Steer clear of running shoes, tracksuits, caps, etc.
Bottle Prices Menu at Tonteria
Ciroc Coconut 280
Circo Magnum 520
Ciroc Jeroboam 980
Ciroc Methuselah 1800
Absolut Elyx 240
Absolut Elyx Magnum 460
Sauvelle Magnum 600
Belvedere Magnum 600
Belvedere Jeroboam 1100
Belvedere Methuselah 2200
Johnnie Walker Gold Reserve 400
Johnnie Walker Platinum 550
Johnnie Walker Blue 720
Chivas 18 400
Chivas 25 780
Woodford Reserve 280
Bulleit Frontier Bourbon 260
Jack Daniel’s Single Barrel 350
Tanqueray No. 10 300
Casamigos Blanco 320
Casamigos Reposado 340
Casamigos Añejo 360
Tonteria Ultimate Tequila
Don Julio 1942 (Extra Añejo) 520
Casa Dragones (Blanco) 800
Patrón Burdeos (Extra Añejo) 1500
Perrier-Jouët Champagne €
Perrier- Jouët Belle Epoque 295
Perrier- Jouët Belle Epoque Rosé 380
Perrier- Jouët Belle Epoque Magnum 600
Perrier- Jouët Belle Epoque Rosé Magnum 760
Perrier- Jouët Belle Epoque
Perrier- Jouët Belle Epoque Rosé
Perrier- Jouët Belle Epoque
Other Champagne List
Dom Pérignon 360
Dom Pérignon Rosé 540
Dom Pérignon P2 780
Havana Club Selección de Maestros 340
Havana Club 15yr Old 550
Zacapa 23 260
Zacapa XO 450
Martell VS 240
Martell XO 400
Don Julio Blanco 275
Don Julio Reposado 285
Don Julio Añejo 295
Patrón XO café 260
Patrón Encendido 260
Patrón Silver 275
Patrón Reposado 285
Patrón Añejo 295
Patrón Platinum 780
Sauza Gold 260
Sauza Silver 260
Sauza Tres Generaciones Plata 260
Sauza Tres Generaciones Reposado 280
Sauza Hornitos 280
Sauza Tres Generaciones Añejo 300
Sauza 901 300
Bottles 75 cl
Krug Grande Cuvée 385
Krug Rosé NV 590
Armand de Brignac (Ace of Spades) 540
Louis Roederer Cristal 450
Louis Roederer Cristal Rosé 1460
Magnum 150 cl
Dom Pérignon 730
Dom Pérignon Rosé 1600
Krug Grande Cuvée 790
Armand de Brignac (Ace of Spades) 1500
Louis Roederer Cristal 1300
Louis Roederer Cristal Rosé 2400
Large Bottle 300 cl
Dom Pérignon Jeroboam 3900
Dom Pérignon Rosé Jeroboam 18000
Dom Pérignon Methuselah 18000
Louis Roederer Cristal Jeroboam 6500
Louis Roederer Cristal Methuselah 29000
Discretionary 15% service charge will be added to your bill.